Category: Humor

Prince George Gets Drunk on Mead Spritzers, Tells Entire Palace to F* Off** It’s like Prince Harry walked so George…

Ivy League Universities Replace ‘Chaos 101’ with ‘Civics 101’ Civics 101 Student Protests Erupt In a move that’s sending shockwaves…

Broadway Joe: President Emeritus Biden Attends ‘Othello’ and Forgets Who’s Othello The Play Was Othello, What Joe Biden Saw Was…

Ten Shared Hobbies That Will Ruin Your Life, Friendships, and Probably Your Credit Score It all seems so innocent at…

Federal Judge Vows to Reimport Violent Criminals Deported by Trump—Says U.S. Crime Needs More Diversity WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a…

Therapy, TikTok, and Tearful Latte Art: Inside the 2025 Democratic Meltdown James Blair Scowled, Democrats Spiraled In the aftermath of…

Columbia University Officially Denounces Marx, Lenin, Kombucha, and Feelings Columbia University’s New Era of Practical Pretending Begins New York, NY…

Statue Rejected: America’s Monumental Commitment Issues WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left international art critics, democratic idealists,…

Greenpeace Not So Peaceful: How a $660M Fine and Flaming Teslas Set the World Ablaze By the world’s oldest tenured…

Schumer Promises a “Dancing” Return of the Democratic Party: The Solution to Everything is the Hustle The Political Party is…

Marxist Uprising Engulfs Chuck Schumer’s Home: “Not Communist Enough,” They Chant Is Schumer Safe? Police Overwhelmed as Revolutionary Purity Tests…

Tech Bro Suggests Banning Innovation So America Can Dominate the Rubble Economy “Why Build the Future When We Can Own…

The Perpetual Government Shutdown: A  Exploration of a Nation Running on ‘Essential’ Services Alone Abstract: This piece delves into the…

Adam Schiff’s Tesla: The Self-Driving Political Machine That Runs on Indictments and Renewable Outrage A Green New Grift: How Schiff’s…

Chuck Schumer’s Master Plan: SHUT IT DOWN!!! Accidentally Giving Libertarians Everything They Ever Wanted Ah yes, Chuck Schumer, the man…

America’s ‘Soup Kitchen’ Status Suspended by the United Nations A Tragic Blow to Global Begging Rights NEW YORK CITY—In a…

Government Shutdown 2025: America’s Favorite New Reality Show Episode 1: “Survivor: Washington, D.C.” Welcome back to America’s Favorite Unscripted Political…

Tariffs Are Just a Tool: Like a Hammer, a Wrecking Ball, or a Flamethrower WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move…

Netflix’s ‘One Hundred Years of Solitude’: America Finally Notices Magical Realism (After Running Out of Superhero Franchises) Netflix Discovers Colombia…

OpenAI’s Chain-of-Thought Monitoring: AI Now Overthinks Just Like You! The Brave New World of AI Overthinking For years, humanity has…

The Great European Freeloader Fiasco: How the EU’s Empty Pockets Are Leading to Global Catastrophe By Ima Satirist The Blame…

Bienvenue to France: An American’s Guide to Being Perpetually Confused “I moved to France for a better life!” That was…

Mahmoud Khalil Returns to Gaza, Immediately Files Customer Complaint Mahmoud Khalil, the Columbia University student-activist-turned-Gaza-deportee, finally arrived in his beloved…

The Great American Diet: How Your Tax Dollars Keep You Fat, Sick, and Wondering If Cheese Counts as a Vegetable…

Local Man Claims Watching Reality TV Makes Him Qualified to Run for President Couch Potato Sets Presidential Ambitions In a…

Experts Warn That Reading Books May Lead to Independent Thinking A Shocking Discovery Shakes Educational Institutions In a startling announcement…

Millennials Discover That Avocado Toast Actually Prevents Home Ownership Groundbreaking Research Shakes the Housing Market In a groundbreaking new study…

The Great Science Gender Crisis: Why Girls Refuse to Explode Stuff in Labs The Shocking Discovery: Women Are Not Rushing…

Belfast, Tennessee: Where Every Girl Wants to Be Hailey Welch (And Every Guy is Counting Their Blessings) Belfast Tennessee’s New…