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Trump says he’s “not joking” about seeking a third term… In light of recent discussions about President Trump’s potential third…
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Trump says he’s “not joking” about seeking a third term… In light of recent discussions about President Trump’s potential third…
The Branding of the Donald A Satirical Deep Dive Into the MAGA Megachurch Trump Didn’t Run a Campaign—He Launched a…
Sam Altman’s Firing Was Just a Little Boardroom Genocide: A Comedy of AIrrors It started over sashimi. Peter Thiel, famed…
Inside the Grotto: Jamie Kennedy, the Playboy Mansion, and America’s Last Indoor Lagoon of Lust The Grotto of Eden (If…
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Trump Demands Recount After Losing Checkers Game to 8-Year-Old A Game of Kings, Pawns, and Tiny Tyrants In what can…
BREAKING: Congress Passes Bill Requiring All Politicians to Actually Read Bills Before Voting A Monumental Leap for Legislative Literacy? In…
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BREAKING: “You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!” (Spoiler: Still Nothing. But Also Maybe Taxes.) By Barbie McHonesty, Senior Satirical News…
Supreme Court Rules Freedom of Speech Doesn’t Apply to People Who Won’t Shut Up When Silence Is the New Free…
EXCLUSIVE: The Wall Street Journal Interviews Hawk Tuah Girl “I Hawk’d, I Tuah’d, and America Invested in My Throat Coin”…
Gavin Newsom Empties California Mental Institutions for “Destroy Tesla Tuesday” An Exclusive Report from Bohiney’s Only Reporter to Wear a…
Too Big to Die: The Legal Battle Over Waistlines and Justice Florida, the state where logic retires early and irony…
Ironic Social Critique How Satire, Sarcasm, and Irony Are Shaping Modern Commentary in 2025 “We live in a society.” That…
The year is 2024, and the election season is in full swing. But something has changed in the way campaigns…
Fake Campaign Ads: How Satire Hijacked the Ballot Box in 2024 Introduction You know the election’s gone off the rails…
Meta Description Explore essential satirical writing techniques—irony, exaggeration, parody, and more—to effectively critique societal norms and provoke thought through humor.…
Breaking News: Fair Use Doctrine Enlists Superheroes and Cartoon Characters in Epic Battle Against AI Overlords In a plot twist…
The Not-So-Green Realities of Vertical Farming High Costs and Limited Crop Variety Vertical farming isn’t just about stacking plants; it’s…
Coffee, Karma & Cardio: How to Meet a ‘Quality Woman’ Without Getting Pepper-Sprayed A Bold New Era of Dating: Powered…
Comrade Goldberg’s Panic Parade: The Atlantic’s Leader in Yellow Journalism and Red Flags An exposé of how Jeffrey Goldberg turned…
Child Star or Future Plaintiff? Ryan Reynolds Faces Backlash and Legal Challenges Ryan Reynolds is facing criticism after revealing that…
Oops, We Invited Karl Marx to the Missile Launch Group Chat Tulsi Gabbard adds traitorous Marxist to Pentagon planning thread,…
Prince William’s Royal Tantrums Rock the Monarchy: Kate Middleton Now Referred to as ‘Mother of Four’ The Crown Jewels of…
Retirement: The Mental Apocalypse You’ve Been Saving For Retirement: Finally, You Can Sit Still Long Enough to Watch Your Brain…
No More Government Credit Card, No More Lingerie: Bureaucrats Gone Broke Y’all ever seen a D.C. bureaucrat without a government…
Denzel Washington Refuses to Be a Hollywood Actor, Orders Soul Instead of Soy By the world’s oldest tenured professor and…
Men Are Scared of Sheer Dresses and Fishnets: A Deep Dive into the Male Brain on Date Night A Nation…
Judge Rules White House Texting ‘We’re Gonna Effing Mess Them Up’ Is Not Top Secret When Diplomacy Meets Autocorrect In…