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Mahmoud Khalil Returns to Gaza, Immediately Files Customer Complaint Mahmoud Khalil, the Columbia University student-activist-turned-Gaza-deportee, finally arrived in his beloved…

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Local Man Claims Watching Reality TV Makes Him Qualified to Run for President Couch Potato Sets Presidential Ambitions In a…

The Great Science Gender Crisis: Why Girls Refuse to Explode Stuff in Labs The Shocking Discovery: Women Are Not Rushing…

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Whoopi Goldberg’s Vision of Racism How She Sees Oppression in Everything, Everywhere, All at Once Whoopi Goldberg doesn’t just see…

James Bond and the Amazon Takeover: A License to Bill The Name’s Bond, Prime Bond James Bond has battled megalomaniacs,…

House Censures Al Green; 1.2 Million Fundraising Emails Later, He Raises Just $16.95 The $16.95 Fundraising Fiasco Congressman Al Green…

The Art of the Troll: How Trump’s 2025 Speech Was a Masterclass in Socialist Provocation Donald Trump’s return to the…