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The Perpetual Government Shutdown: A  Exploration of a Nation Running on ‘Essential’ Services Alone Abstract: This piece delves into the…

Chuck Schumer’s Master Plan: SHUT IT DOWN!!! Accidentally Giving Libertarians Everything They Ever Wanted Ah yes, Chuck Schumer, the man…

America’s ‘Soup Kitchen’ Status Suspended by the United Nations A Tragic Blow to Global Begging Rights NEW YORK CITY—In a…

Government Shutdown 2025: America’s Favorite New Reality Show Episode 1: “Survivor: Washington, D.C.” Welcome back to America’s Favorite Unscripted Political…

Tariffs Are Just a Tool: Like a Hammer, a Wrecking Ball, or a Flamethrower WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move…

Netflix’s ‘One Hundred Years of Solitude’: America Finally Notices Magical Realism (After Running Out of Superhero Franchises) Netflix Discovers Colombia…

OpenAI’s Chain-of-Thought Monitoring: AI Now Overthinks Just Like You! The Brave New World of AI Overthinking For years, humanity has…

The Great European Freeloader Fiasco: How the EU’s Empty Pockets Are Leading to Global Catastrophe By Ima Satirist The Blame…

Bienvenue to France: An American’s Guide to Being Perpetually Confused “I moved to France for a better life!” That was…

The Great American Diet: How Your Tax Dollars Keep You Fat, Sick, and Wondering If Cheese Counts as a Vegetable…